This was a fan account posted on a community board on Pann. Netizens believe it is Zico because Block B’s dorm is in Hannam-dong and he fits the description. + Black hair guys = Minhyuk, Kyung, Jaehyo. Jaehyo also often says ‘stupid 멍충아’ on radio.
Hello, I’m an average 16 year old junior high school student that lives around Hannam-dong. Two days ago, I was getting ready to go to the super market but I got lazy so I just went in what I was wearing (animal pajamas).
I was going down the street to our neighborhood market when I saw a celebrity van right on the side. It was my first time seeing one so I thought it was really cool (I’m totally not from the country side!) and was about to just.. pass it by.. but I couldn’t help but want to touch it for myself.
I started slowly walking towards it when the door opened and all of these boys came out (there were black haired guys and one blonde one, that’s all I remember).
I met eyes with the blonde one and his eyes were really slitty, kind of sexy looking, and his lips were chubby and red. I thought to myself, “How lucky am I, I’m able to see a celebrity while just on my way to buy snacks.”
In hopes of getting an autograph, I was going to cross the street to get closer when a car suddenly turned the corner and came! (I was too into the fact that there was a celebrity to notice, really).
There was about a 30~50 cm distance between me and the blonde one but he pulled my arm and I landed onto his chest.
He told me, “Are you okay? You should be careful.” I was too stunned to say anything but he said again, “It’s fortunate that I was able to pull you away. You’re not hurt, are you?”
I just bowed and said thank you before a black haired guy called out, “Hey! We have to go back to the dorm! Hurry up, stupid!”
The blonde one then told me, “Be careful! by the way, your bunny tail is cute,” before turning around to leave.
Source: Nate Pann